Think my brains stopped working :/ can I just get in bed and stay there for a while… Like a year… Maybe with people bringing me food and stuff oh and Guy Martin and Valentino Rossi alternating keeping me company hehehe
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower: -shave -shampoo hair -condition hair -wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off) -wash the body -try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out -did i mention shave that takes a long time -like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower: -i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long
Excuse me? I’m a girl and I get all that shit done in 15 min…
To me a short shower is 40 minutes - when I am in a huge hurry I can cut it too 30!!
Black: I would date you. Green: I think you’re cute. Blue: You are my tumblr crush. Grey: I wish we still talked Purple: I really love your blog. Teal: We have a lot in common. Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK. Orange: I don’t like your blog. Brown: I don’t like you. Pink: I think you are unattractive. Red: I hate you with a burning passion. White: Marry me.
Full interview with Jack Miller with his very smart and well-thought out comments regarding Alex Marquez.
1.) “He came with the first blow” -> selective memory, perhaps? I seem to recall a certain incident in Mugello (after which I didn’t hear a peep from Marquez)
2.) “The Marquez family, they like to think they’re the bosses and try and make you their bitch” - if this was about Marc, I could sort of understand it - the part where he is very unapologetic about his riding style, and wheel-to-wheel battles - but Alex? Really? Also, probably not smart to take a jab at the Marquez brother you’ll be sharing the grid with next year.
3.) “I don’t have anybody giving me any guidance or anything like that” - I think Damian Cudlin would like a word, Jack. That pesky selective memory again.
4.) “Whereas Alex has got Marc, and I’m doing it all on my own.” - This is starting to sound a lot like how Hamilton loves to reiterate how far he made it from having nothing, as opposed to Rosberg, who clearly had everything handed to him on a silver platter and therefore (this follows, obviously) doesn’t want the win as much as Hamilton.
5.) Maybe make sure your riding on-track justifies your arrogance off it. And maybe not look to Casey Stoner as a positive role model. I can’t wait until Jack’s on the same grid as Marc next year (and Valentino, Yorg and Dani of course), I’m hoping it’ll be hilarious. I also (I’m ashamed to admit) can’t wait until he opens his big mouth to go off on Marc or Valentino; because they certainly won’t stay quiet.
There are moments watching Jules lying in his bed, without a scratch or anything… I have to give him a peck on the cheek and say, Come on get up, what are you doing lying there? Let’s get away from Japan, Jules, we go home.
If you have a heart, it just broke. Jules’ dad’s words (via byronf1 on Twitter)
Following some unconstructive criticism, I have decided to review my blog description. Reviewed it, and it was pretty perfect just the way it was!! I am still the most awesome person you will ever meet :).
Right, this is the blog of the most awesome person you will ever meet. I support in no particular order the following teams/people:
UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO
WHEN WE GET PROMOTED
THIS IS WHAT WE SING
WE ARE DALE
WE ARE DALE
KEITH HILL IS OUR KING!!!!!!
It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop, appears to be the motto of one Casey Stoner.
Now for the things that belong solely on my dartboard:
Fernando "nacho" Alonso
Lewis "lewser" hamilton
Britains "Cal" Crutchlow
Scott "the Gloucestershire git" Redding
Casey "the hypochondriac" Stoner
Dani "broken tadpole" Pedrosa
Sebastian "Shaggy Wolfgang Herman Kettle" Vettel
Bradley "ginger muppet" Smith
Marc "the Hamary" Marquez
Alex "the baby Hamary" Marquez
I WANT TO BE A MIKA MOOSE
I DONT LIKE CRICKET, I LOVE IT
R.I.P Marco Simoncelli
KEEP FIGHTING JULES
STOP READING. I MEAN IT. IF YOU READ THIS LAST SENTENCE IT WONT TELL YOU ANYTHING