Uh oh:/

supergirl1982:

Think my brains stopped working :/ can I just get in bed and stay there for a while… Like a year… Maybe with people bringing me food and stuff oh and Guy Martin and Valentino Rossi alternating keeping me company hehehe

Yeah sure, it sounds like a good idea to me :D

Tumblr Code.

smuggleallthecheese:

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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THIS POST IS EVEN BETTER NOW BECAUSE I’VE ACTUALLY HAD THIS INTERACTION

Heartbreaking
He’s just so damned beautiful, and all mine - never forget that he is mine!!

He’s just so damned beautiful, and all mine - never forget that he is mine!!

mylovelettertonobody:

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

Excuse me? I’m a girl and I get all that shit done in 15 min…

To me a short shower is 40 minutes - when I am in a huge hurry I can cut it too 30!!

Explain your blog title..
Anonymous

Clowns are my Kryptonite.. I am a superman geek with a clown phobia.. I think that is why I am not keen on Vettel, he looks like one!!

DO IT

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish we still talked
Purple:  I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.

Do it, be completely honest :D

Well, that makes sense since your sister is probably one of the worst people in the world (or am I being too harsh?)

Not even slightly harsh!!!!!!!!!!! Really I would rather be related to the Marquez’ than her…

Everything you would want to know about the most awesome person alive.

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marcalexstar:

Bit of a theme going on in Australia? Seemingly colored camo is back lol

Why give Marcie a stick to hit people with?? Surely he has his bike for that?!

myrelinne:

Full interview with Jack Miller with his very smart and well-thought out comments regarding Alex Marquez.

1.) “He came with the first blow” -> selective memory, perhaps? I seem to recall a certain incident in Mugello (after which I didn’t hear a peep from Marquez)

2.) “The Marquez family, they like to think they’re the bosses and try and make you their bitch” - if this was about Marc, I could sort of understand it - the part where he is very unapologetic about his riding style, and wheel-to-wheel battles - but Alex? Really? Also, probably not smart to take a jab at the Marquez brother you’ll be sharing the grid with next year.

3.) “I don’t have anybody giving me any guidance or anything like that” - I think Damian Cudlin would like a word, Jack. That pesky selective memory again. 

4.) “Whereas Alex has got Marc, and I’m doing it all on my own.” - This is starting to sound a lot like how Hamilton loves to reiterate how far he made it from having nothing, as opposed to Rosberg, who clearly had everything handed to him on a silver platter and therefore (this follows, obviously) doesn’t want the win as much as Hamilton. 

5.) Maybe make sure your riding on-track justifies your arrogance off it. And maybe not look to Casey Stoner as a positive role model.
I can’t wait until Jack’s on the same grid as Marc next year (and Valentino, Yorg and Dani of course), I’m hoping it’ll be hilarious. I also (I’m ashamed to admit) can’t wait until he opens his big mouth to go off on Marc or Valentino; because they certainly won’t stay quiet.

Typical Australian!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are moments watching Jules lying in his bed, without a scratch or anything… I have to give him a peck on the cheek and say, Come on get up, what are you doing lying there? Let’s get away from Japan, Jules, we go home.
If you have a heart, it just broke.
Jules’ dad’s words (via byronf1 on Twitter)
if-kimi-drove-a-mustang:

Stefan, you can come do my ironing any time you want.

I want one of these to do my ironing :)

if-kimi-drove-a-mustang:

Stefan, you can come do my ironing any time you want.

I want one of these to do my ironing :)